Clik here to view.
Six Puns Day One Hundred Thirty Seven: Forts
There’s something about the fence over there that I can’t promote; it really drives me up the wall. I think it needs more tar, its posts have sent trees growing in all sorts of directions.
View ArticleClik here to view.
Six Puns Day One Hundred Thirty Eight: Bridges
I had to contact a communications company to ease tensions I had about the suspension of my cable. The process was very detailed: as I don’t have a great attention span for crossing my t’s and dotting...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Six Puns Day One Hundred Sixty One: Hospitals
I’m sick of people who have to doctor the results, even if it’s in an emergency. That happened once to me, I wound up up losing my patience. At least I know it won’t happen again, this eases my...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Forty Three: Tunnels
You may have been feeling under the weather lately, but you can ground your worries– today’s going to be a day that you will surely dig. So turn off the tube, skim through a passage or two of that...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Ninety One: Arches
“Don’t scream until you’re hoarse, shoo away your hecklers by using stilted dialogue in your keystone speech,” said Mary, the campaign advisor. “You will gain support that will span all over the board...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Six Puns Day Three Hundred Ninety Three: Construction
“You shouldn’t base what you think about our news foundation solely by a column written by our anchor,” said the publicist, “Our reporting will have you beam with pride and it will gain your full...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Six Puns Day Four Hundred Three: Skyscrapers
Hi. I trust that you’ve heard this story before: some people tried to steal a man’s identity so that they could frame him, but he got the better of the bad guys and put them in jail. Quite a tall tale...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Six Puns Day Four Hundred Seventy Two: Nests
“I want to egg the performers on, but their training leaves me no other option but to stick to the plan, ” said Mary. “I want the audience to form an opinion about the talent in this borough, and not...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Six Puns Day Four Hundred Eighty Three: Greenhouses
I think you don’t need to take the heat if you’re framed for being mean–and nearsighted– at some energy company: it’s clear that you don’t need glasses to be warm at a power plant.
View ArticleClik here to view.
Six Puns Day Five Hundred Nine: Cages
Why are all bars trying to sell bagels and lox nowadays? Don’t know. Their fascination with cured salmon is really captivating though, so go ahead and stuff your trap!
View ArticleClik here to view.
Six Puns Day Five Hundred Fifty Three: Pyramids
The team got the point and things started to shape up: they were building on the training they had received, and also had someone to ramp up support. It was first step to winning the game, and it was...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Six Puns Day Six Hundred Thirty: Doors
Often, success hinges on having an open mind — like a change of clothes, or a life revolving around charity and swing music. Six Puns: A bottle, a can, and a jar.
View ArticleClik here to view.
Six Puns Day Six Hundred Forty Two: Lighthouses
“A light breakfast will follow our conference, to keep your hunger at bay and give you a chance to ask any burning questions,” said the art director, who got stares from the audience. “What? Oh,...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Fifteen: Huts
“So we gave up on the cab Ana was trying to hail, but we didn’t shed a tear,” said John. “We would eventually stick to our original plans and see Ling on Tuesday.” Six Puns: Hut puns, eh? Better hide.
View ArticleClik here to view.
Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Twenty Two: Plywood
Getting enough fiber? You won’t find it in that sheet cake, I would be flexible with the diet though, it shouldn’t be too hard. Six Puns: A cut above the rest?
View ArticleClik here to view.
Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Forty Five: Roofs
“That top is certainly worth guardin’,” said the toy store owner in his pitch to the kids, “it spins all over the place in sixty seconds flat, so it won’t tie all of your time up.” Six Puns: Sure,...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Forty Nine: Piers
“What’s the good word, doc?” said the patient, “did you see anything wrong with me?” “Well actually, yes,” said the doctor, “I don’t know how you travel from place to place, but as far as your car goes...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Thirteen: Kennels
Sure, pet peeves can be rough, like boarding a train and forgetting to bring bread. This can breed contempt (but only if it’s a dinner train). Six Puns: Trees have plant of bark, don’t they?
View ArticleClik here to view.
Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Nine: Patios
Would you believe that tennis players don’t always need a court? Sure, to play is a little hard, but as long as there is rock music in the background with the stereo a yard away, it’s fine. Six Puns:...
View Article
